Apalachin II, Drinkified Snacks & A Basketball Chronicle
Part 1- IN WHICH PUNCH, JR AND DON VITO CALL A MEETING
The New York Times, in its high-minded civic way is holding a “Post-Election Economic Summit” at their place this week wherein
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UPI story Dec 12, 1957 |
About 190 miles from Times Square
Joe the Barber’s place. Over 100 “made” businessmen tried to have an economic meeting of sorts in Nov., 1957
Joe the Barber’s place. Over 100 “made” businessmen tried to have an economic meeting of sorts in Nov., 1957
equally outspoken husband but there’s blood spilled in the name of party loyalty and this specious patriotism that is often espoused in the name of freedom and democracy. And yet the networks insist on having them as guests – do they think they make “good” tv?; they’re tv personalities now like Howdy Doody and Homer Simpson; the sponsors like the “safe” expectancy of their mere presence. They’re not the only ones of course. Krugman’s exposition is whats best for everybody, hers is what’s best for the republican pluocrats, yet all is equal in the eyes of the tv cameras and no one is saying they’re not. This past Election is a watershed in our collective narrative and the Republicans are still attempting to hijack the country’s sentiments by ignoring the results – they still cannot abide a Black man in the whitehouse and thats where they remain. The irony – if thats what it is – obtains for the purpose of the participants at this Times’ event as tradition often shows that a goodly portion of the mob attending is Democrat-voting but are not bound by such and have given large wads to both parties in hedging and strengthening their mutual investments. Its not personal, Sonny, it’s business. The Money Interests are always meeting to make sure their business is getting along – from the G-8 or the G-20 or whatever it is now to the US Chamber of Commerce or the Heritage group or AEI or various Roundtables, the Manufacturers Association, a whole menu of deep-pocketed hoo-hahs with an ante piled high that they want to make sure it remains within arms reach. The poor and middle-class, whats left of them, get the few chips that accidentally (?) fall off the table. The conference bills itself as the “opportunities for tomorrow” and the “outlook for the economy” – but its the agenda of the .001% and is quite insulting to the rest. Even with Krugman’s presence this is a pretty lopsided affair (he is, afterall, a Times’ employee also). But thats ok. Its their building, their “square”, their meeting and lunch is probably on them too, but you better bring some cash just in case. The Agenda bespeaks billions. Its a “working-day” affair really; on Wednesday, Dec. 12 just register at 7 A.M. leave at 5:30P.M. or after the Krugman half hour interview, if you’re still around. Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. is slated to give a hearty welcome at 8:30A.M. and then return to laying off some more editors because as everybody knows digital readership just doesn’t generate nearly the revenue of print readership or something – perhaps Mr. Andreessen, the software billionaire, who is a participant in one of the half-hour segments can enlighten the assembled about this, but I doubt it. I don’t believe Jamie One Bank

is too concerned about these developments as it was toward the end of the 19th century that its namesake J.P. was an early investor in the Times’ and I’m sure the bank has seen a nice return since. One Bank Jamie takes the stage next for a talk on “Global Climate for Finance”- what opportunities beckon. If they’re like his last bit of taking a flyer wherein his bank only lost several billion well, there’s plenty of suckers left to make up for it. It is good to remember – says I – that it was JPMorgan Chase who invented those high-falutin credit default swaps so as to lessen or eliminate all risk but not the mortgage loans themselves, keeping them off the books so to speak and then cutting them up into their own securities package and cutting some more into what would be called tranches and then there was some convoluted rating system to which a price was tagged-as if the original mortgage and attendant insurance was a Sonny Liston and needed to be divvied up among a dozen different managers and handlers until you didn’t
know what or who was running things or who owed what to whom, and then selling them to investors, a huge impetus that helped build the awesome housing bubble during those fabulously kooky years of unimagined wealth for the already wealthy few – think of it as “fantasy” banking and one of the chief reasons (there’s much more but for now…) why the economy is the way it is right now. But Jamie One Bank will not be speaking about that- in all fairness he wasn’t there at the time. Alibis are not necessary but Dimon has let it be known that he doesn’t take too kindly to the talk of “renewed” bank regulations emanating from certain reformers. For God’s sake the man only “earned” $23 Million in 2011 and besides we (the USA) have already been down this road before; during Teddy Roosevelt’s “trust-busting” years and then just prior to WWI there was something called the Pujo Committee – A Congressional investigation into the “money trusts’, it did not have the chops to really affect things but it did help usher into existence the Fed and bring out certain salient facts regarding the banks and trusts and was highlighted in a book by Louis Brandeis called OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY And How The Bankers Use It; and during the Depression the “Pecora” Investigation named for Ferdinand Pecora who was an assistant d.a. in New York and one of the chief counsels to the United States Senate Committee on Banking and Currency who in March, 1932 began to investigate the causes of the Wall Street crash of 1929. (The photo of J.P. Morgan, Jr. with the little person on his lap was taken during these proceedings) As a result of these hearings Congress passed the Glass-Steagall Banking Act of 1933 to separate commercial and investment banking and established the Securities Exchange Commission. There were other “investigations” years later ; during the 1950′s Estes Kefauver, a liberal Senator from Tennessee -I know
Kefauver on cover of Time
“The fetters which bind the people are forged from the people’s own gold”- Louis Brandeis
Part 2 – THE MEETING GETS UNDERWAY. PLEASE PASS THOSE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES
The Times’ proceedings will also be broadcast- I think on one of
those c-span channels – of course it won’t have the grainy tension of
seeing someone like Frank Costello sitting in front of
an open microphone grimacing at questions from Senator Kefauver, fingers
drumming the table, fingertips pressing together as if carefully
considering the options (not quite Hugh Herbert-like) -Costello wasn’t
called “The Prime Minister” of the Underworld for nothing- it was his
quick “retirement” from such a position of power (perhaps a glancing
bullet pass his right ear was a good enough reason) that was one of the
reasons that an assemblage of noted “crime lords” were to meet at an
upstate New York retreat back in November, ’57 to discuss a new global
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Close? An actor named Verne |
the “BOSS”
somehow he was able to manipulate the day’s number which was based on the total money paid out at whatever racetrack they were using – three numbers with appropriate odds according to win-place-show totals. He made a very nice living for awhile selling the lottery tickets (which was illegal to do at the time) and arranging the payouts- not to mention the odds and a little of the vigorish spread to helpful associates. There may have been the occasional “rubout” of some competitors, territorial disputes, rents, the usual overhead considerations-labor troubles and I’m sure there were a few thoroughbreds who weren’t very cooperative. Still, with all his work with numbers, Dutch, doesn’t come near the yearly individual take of Lil Lloyd - UPDATE: ( from 1/31/2014)
Lloyd Blankfein Pay Bumped To Estimated $23 Million
Reuters | Posted: 01/31/2014 8:39 am EST | Updated: 01/31/2014 8:59 am EST
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Lloyd Blankfein, chief executive of Goldman Sachs Group Inc , received restricted stock worth $14.7 million this week as part of his 2013 bonus, Goldman reported in a regulatory filing on Thursday.
Goldman’s board of directors typically awards executives 70 percent of their bonus in stock and 30 percent in cash, suggesting that Blankfein also received a roughly $6.3 million cash bonus. Goldman does not disclose the full details of executives’ pay packages until it files its proxy statement.
The restricted stock bonus of 88,422 shares awarded to Blankfein is worth $14.7 million, based on Goldman’s closing price of $166.25 on Tuesday, when Goldman said it granted the award.
Combined with a salary of about $2 million, Blankfein’s total pay package for last year was roughly $23 million, up about 10 percent from the $21 million he received for 2012.
The restricted stock units are delivered in three equal installments over three years, and generally cannot be sold for five years, Goldman said in a Form 4 filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.)
who as Boss earns about $53 Million per and, I bet, never eats in Newark. Boss Blankfein makes his money (according to the SEC) by selling fraudulent “synthetic CDO’s” tied to those subprime mortgages that sunk the US economy and took a whole lot of people down with it. Of course, Goldman Sachs wasn’t the only “house” doing this but Lil Lloyd is on the record in front of a Senate Committee investigating such things as stating that Goldman Sachs had “no moral or legal obligation to inform clients it was betting against the products which they were buying from Goldman Sachs.” “It was not active in a fiduciary role”. That’s what the Dutchman was doing in a way. That’s why they’re rackets. But Mrs. Flegenheimer’s son was long gone by the time the old-time mob met up in Apalachin. As was mentioned it was a pivotal time for “The Syndicate” with the forced retirement of Costello and the more recent demise of Albert Anastasia – the Lord High Executioner – while having a shave in the barber shop at the old Park Sheraton he was summarily dispatched in – as they say – a hail of bullets while his bodyguard took a leisurely stroll outside. So it was part of the agenda – or would have been if the cops hadn’t stumbled upon the gathering then – to distribute the Anastasia “holdings” to other family interests among other items such as loansharking and gambling and drugs and various in-house promotions but as I say events took a sudden turn and the meeting had to end before it got started.
“But while we have no right to expect
from bankers exceptionally good judgment in ordinary business matters;
we do have a right to expect from them prudence, reasonably good
financiering, and insistence upon straightforward accounting.”-Louis
Brandeis
Part 3 – MASTER STEPHEN PAYS HIS LIBRARY FINES
Sometime in the afternoon Stephen the Librarian
Schwarzman will venture his thoughts on what the private equity and
hedge funds will be focusing on during the next decade. Schwarzman is
worth about $5 Billion and he has never even fixed a World Series as far
as I know. He has given a whole bunch of money to the New York Public Library that got his name carved
Because he loves books so much. Like his buddy, George W.
“The weakness of human nature prevents men from being good judges of their own deservings.” -Louis Brandeis
Of course “their” economy has nothing and everything to do with the
rest of us. As far as I can tell there is only a couple of women
participating in this farce, at least as advertised. One is the Chairman
and CEO of PepsiCo. Now here’s someone who is making stuff-
“Aiming to pump new life into its beverage division, PepsiCo is developing a range of snack-based drinks, according to The Financial Times. Speaking at Beverage Digest’s Future Smarts conference in New York yesterday, PepsiCo chairman and CEO Indra Nooyi
said that the company has a “whole range of products… in the pipeline
that are value-added products that can be snacks made into beverages.”
While Nooyi did not name any specific
PepsiCo-owned snack brands or products – which include Quaker Oats,
Frito-Lay potato chips, and Cap’n Crunch cereal – to be utilized in the
new beverages, she pointed to an oatmeal drink sold in Brazil and
PepsiCo’s Naked brand of juices and smoothies as examples of liquid
snacks with mainstream consumer appeal.
“A way to grow the beverage business is to take foods and drinkify them,” Nooyi said at the conference.”
Part 4 – FIX THE DEBT AND PASS THE GATORADE
Cheetos Shakes, anyone? Ms. Nooyi is probably a
helluva executive. This company has business-literally all over the
globe and employs over 300,000 and is continuously voted among the best
companies to work at; its cited for its diversity and benefits and has
set up humanitarian foundations and worked for civil rights and, lets
face it, its been in business for over a century. And yet its business
model is fashioned upon the best tradition of monopoly capitalism
JP testifies about political contributions
“no matter what the future brings as time goes by…”
“no matter what the future brings as time goes by…”
When old friends meet. Kendall and Nixon in Dallas Nov. 21, 1963.
Go figure
Go figure
(MINSTRELSY LIVES. WE’LL CRINGE AND SHAKE OUR HEADS BUT WE’LL BUY IT JUST THE SAME.)
(9 MONTHS LATER -NOTE: A RECENT ARTICLE IN ALTERNET MAY BE OF INTERESThttp://www.alternet.org/activism/how-major-turf-war-between-pepsi-and-coke-reveals-theres-no-good-multinational-beverage?paging=off
“… it has been estimated that 40% of every dollar we spend on goods and services goes to banks as interest.”- thats not Louis Brandeis although I bet he wrote that somewhere, too, and I apologize to the usurped source but I have forgotten where I copied this little tidbit and in light of the horrifying events of Friday past I’ve lost the thread of everything else-which somehow brings me back to Jamie One Bank who like many bigshots comes by his profession in a familial fashion; his father and grandfather were in the financial services business and I can imagine many sons and grandsons following the same road, its only natural I guess and certainly convenient in a networking sort of way. It was-with much more difficulty – for the fathers and even grandfathers of say certain other “organized” families to have their sons continue the family business in the way they had become accustomed but nevertheless the family name remained sometimes long after the individuals themselves had stopped being involved or had retired -some permanently, from the business.
Much like the “legitimate” businesses and “houses” that Jamie One Bank’s family worked at. Both father and grandpa worked at an old investment house called Shearson for many years and were quite comfortable enough to see to it that young Jamie went to Harvard and was able to work at the venerable Goldman Sachs during his summers. To the manner born as the bard would say “a custom more honored in the breach than the observance” although it hasn’t imposed on his true loyalties as Cathy New in the Huffington Post has pointed out:
“…in fact, Dimon has even said that he’d be willing to pay higher taxes on his own income, which was around $23 million last year alone. Add to that, the CEO is a member of Fix the Debt, a nonprofit group with the mission to promote ways to reduce the national debt. Yet JPMorgan, the biggest bank in the country by assets, appears to be unwilling to sacrifice its own tax benefits to help bring down the national debt. Instead, it has spent millions this year alone lobbying Congress to extend a key loophole that allows the bank to avoid paying a tax bill on its foreign income.”
(The S.E.C. has leveled claims
against a handful of major banks, including JPMorgan and Credit Suisse,
that they painted a deceptively rosy portrait of the securities while
some of the underlying loans were already showing signs of delinquency.-
A.P. 11/16/12)
(“In 2010, the S.E.C. secured $550
million from Goldman Sachs. In that case, the agency focused on a single
mortgage security created in 2007, just as fissures spread through the
housing market. Goldman allowed a hedge fund manager, the S.E.C.
claimed, to help construct the security, then bet against it, but never
alerted investors.
The S.E.C.’s investigation into
JPMorgan included creating troubled securities itself, as well as
misleading investors through its Bear Stearns unit, the troubled
investment bank it purchased at the urging of the federal government in
2008.”)- A.P. 11/16/12
PMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon’s Pay Slashed In Half Over London Whale Loss; Bank’s Profits Spike »
AP/HuffPost | January 16, 2013 at 08:02 AM
JPMorgan Chase has cut CEO Jamie Dimon’s 2012 pay by
50.2 percent, to $11.5 million, over the London Whale trading loss that
cost the bank more than $6 billion earlier this year, the Wall Street
Journal reports, citing an internal report made public Wednesday. The
bank also seperately reported a boost in earnings)*
* All spelling checked by the Huffington Post
(MEANWHILE FOUR MONTHS LATER -(we’re still amending) this article by the most astute and good-hearted Les Leopold appeared in the AlterNet.com :
April 18, 2013
The new Rich List is out — yet another example of financial pornography. While nearly 15 million Americans still can’t find jobs due to the 2008 Wall Street-created crash, the top hedge manager, David Tepper, earned $1,057,692 an HOUR in 2012 — that’s as much as the average American family makes in 21 years!
America’s new math: 1 Wall Street hour = 21 years of hard work for the rest of us.)
I’m sure his father and grandad would be very proud of their boy, in
fact I’m sure the entire Shearson company, actually its full name was Shearson Hamill
– named after the two astute businessmen who founded it back in 1902 –
would be too. For seventy years it was called Shearson Hamill and was a
mighty player among the Wall St. community until the market crash in the
early 1970′s when it found itself a little short of cash ( remember it
had survived the Crash of ’29 and several downturns in the interim) and
like many a bank and financial house before it it was ripe for the
taking now and so merged for the sake of survival and its vested board.
It merged with a firm called Hayden, Stone which was run by a guy named Sandy Weill
who was already becoming a big fish himself. Ten years or so after this
transaction my father would be able to state on his resume:* All spelling checked by the Huffington Post
(MEANWHILE FOUR MONTHS LATER -(we’re still amending) this article by the most astute and good-hearted Les Leopold appeared in the AlterNet.com :
April 18, 2013
The new Rich List is out — yet another example of financial pornography. While nearly 15 million Americans still can’t find jobs due to the 2008 Wall Street-created crash, the top hedge manager, David Tepper, earned $1,057,692 an HOUR in 2012 — that’s as much as the average American family makes in 21 years!
America’s new math: 1 Wall Street hour = 21 years of hard work for the rest of us.)
PART 6- IN WHICH THE ASHES OF DAMON RUNYON ARE DUMPED OVER TIMES SQUARE
“Supervised the final consolidated
return of Shearson Hammill with the assistance of tax members of Touche
Ross & Co. The refund claim on this return was contingent upon the
upcoming merger. the pressure of completing this return was intense as
the $6 million refund check was the major obstacle in completing the
merger. Needless to say when the return was approved and the check
received, it was a gratifying accomplishment.”
Savoy Plaza Hotel
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GM Building (today) |
no matter how busy they were, no matter how backed up the waiting time ( usually it was pretty quiet, but occasionally..) this table remained waiting for just one party. And you didn’t and shouldn’t have to ask who. I wonder if Jamie One Bank or Lil Lloyd have had such a custom in their lives.
Part 6- AND THE PIZZA SAUCE TASTES DIFFERENT, TOO
I never did bother to think about where Patrissy’s, which in 2000 had gone the way of Luchow’s and Reuben’s and Lindy’s (
which was the favorite eatery of The Big Bankroll himself, Arnold
Rothstein. Famous not necessarily for its splendid cuisine but for its
cheesecake – a detail that did not escape Damon Runyon or Frank Loesser.
It was usually from Lindy’s that Arnold – now you have to try to be a
little contemporaneous here because by the time he met up with that
fatal bullet at the hotel, Rothstein was one of the most famous people
in America- liked to make “phony phone calls”. According to his wife,
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George Kirby?- Rothstein could do female voices too! |
In the years following the surrender of Germany and Japan there was probably no place in the world’s recorded history that held as much promise and challenge and hope and wonder as the city of New York. It must have seem the center of all creation; to have emerged from the horrific war physically unscarred, intact, the city stood in all its vertical wonderment triumphant and supreme. It was to steal a phrase the best of times. The city at that time was ” full-up’ -as several chroniclers have written, not an apartment to be found. People were coming from all over and, of course, they were already here.
“New York was triumphant, glossy,
more disorderly than ever, but more “artistic”, the capital of the
world, of the old European intellect, of action painting, action
feeling, action totally liberated, personal, and explosive…New York was
now rich in aluminum and steel buildings, buildings that resembled the
massed file cabinets and coded systems they were built to hold. There
were banks on every corner. The great New York light, the glare of New
York, the unmatchable effrontery of New York had never been so open…The
straightness of the streets-columns in a bookkeeper’s account book-made
you run and claw your way to your goal.There was always an immediate
goal. Up and down, straight and across, numbered and ranged against each
other like a balance sheet, the great midtown streets were glowing
halls of power. The sharpness of outline was overwhelming. The tritest
word for the city was “unbelievable”. Its beauty rested on nothing but
power, was dramatic, unashamed, flinging against the sky, like a circus
act, one crazy “deathdefying” show after another.” -Alfred Kazin, New York Jew
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He had a list, too |
corruptions returning, old prejudices remained. But hadn’t we been here before? Maybe not as grand or spectacular but certainly the rush of new beginnings; youthful imaginings and new enthusiasms, all that – that feeling you get when you’re walking on the Brooklyn Bridge and at the midway crossing between the harp-strung cables and the whole city lies before you and the harbor entrance on the left where your forefathers and mothers passed enroute to a better life or at least a less dangerous one.( Or perhaps the rush of driving over the Queensboro Bridge with Gatsby, always seeing the city for the first time-no matter how many times you have crossed it- “in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world.”)
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Welcome Home ! |
This would in a sense be the last time New York would arrive at such a pinnacle – I imagine the first time was right after the first World War and the onset of the “roaring 1920′s”. A ticket-tape welcome home for the troops ( my father’s father arriving with the new century and passing through those same harbor waters liberty as it is inscribed and taking up his cornet instead of a rifle to join the fighting boys overseas
by playing in a vaudeville troop entertaining them on the way to
Armentieres or some such songplace ), the start of Prohibition; and the
onset of the “Red Scare” in the summer of 1919 – and
the welcome home after the nazis and Japan surrendered and the dancing
in the streets and the parades and those iconic images of New Yorkers
celebrating;
and then the business of reaction-anti-labor laws begin and
the onset of the “Red Scare” again. And no ticket-tape returning cheers
since ( I don’t think there was one for that Korean “action’) not for
Vietnam, not for Iraq and Afghanistan- where else?
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Elsie Janis, Sweetheart of the AEF (calling Judith Butler) |
Disillusion is a kick in the ass. New Yorkers seem to spend a lifetime defending against it or donning an insouciant cynicism assuming a worldly aspect of hard knocks and sentimental politics. By the time they’re old enough to vote they already understand the compromises the city has already extracted. Its gritty, alright. But for that spark of promise, that oblique light that warms the visions of its youth – if they can at least recognize it as such as there are kids even of today who never venture forth from their own dear stoops and corners – the beckoning downtown world seems forever out of reach.
PART 7- IT WAS ALWAYS THE CITY’S GAME
“There was a time when New York was everything to me: my mother,
my mistress, my Mecca, when I could no more have wanted to live any
place else than I could have conceived of myself as a daddy,
disciplining my boy and my daughter. I was young, the war (the one that
ended in 1945, the only one that will ever be “the war” for people my
age) was just over, and I was free.” -from Nights In The Gardens of Brooklyn by Harvey Swados.There’s always the sadness of our collective memory and of what disillusionment reveals. This Ash that my father spoke of was a New York “character”, some would call him a legend – but not really- he was just some smart-alecky kid who as coincidence would have it had grown up in the same neighborhood in Brooklyn as my father-in-law but at least a decade apart. He was well-known enough that Jimmy Breslin wrote an obituary about him – I wish I could find it again- and if memory serves he leads it with young Ash (his real name was Irving), a talented high-school (New Utrecht?) basketball player standing at the foul line practicing missing his foul shots. An adorable detail that was also recorded in Nick Tosches‘ book on Sonny Liston.( Apparently, everyone from Ocean Parkway to Cropsey Ave. knew this about young Mr. Ash.) Such determination and purpose could only lead a youngster to becoming one of the most popular bookies in New York and later Las Vegas. My old man, of blessed memory, was kind of caught up in the romance and excitement of gambling and meeting this guy Ash at the time was just what a frail young man just starting out in his career didn’t need but certainly enjoyed. His reputation – such as it was – proceeded him, as they say, and my own man in his own way and time had already met several and even played with some of
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The City’s Game |
New York’s best athletes during his healthier high school and early college days before an onset of an illness that would leave him quite constrained for the rest of his life; fellow basketball friends and opponents who either participated or knew of or suspected but never really knew or were told by some and lied to by others that there was a whole other game within the game going on, that there were other skills to be honed and incorporated and that even at the highest end of play the boys were bought for and the faith and pride of the city was just so much collateral change to be thrown away. Even 20 years after Ash had practiced his missed foul shots the kids were still missing on purpose. And yet its still Ash who will be remembered for diligently practicing as yet another notable writer and editor, David Remnick, in his book on Muhammad Ali, ”King Of The World”, includes him in his story anent Sonny Liston’s moment of fame:
“In Las Vegas, Liston came to know a
gambler and a bad boy named Irving “Ash” Resnik, the athletic director”
of the Thunderbird Hotel. Resnik had grown up in Brooklyn and was a
basketball star. But he was the sort of basketball star who practiced
missing foul shots, should the need ever arise to shave a point.
According to one of his close friends,
Collector’s can have this $1 chip for $30 The price of fame
So it seems Tosches and Remnick were readers of Jimmy Breslin, I mean who wasn’t that took an interest in the characters and the streets and the politics and “human interest” of the city; Breslin was a guy from Queens like my old man, they even attended LIU at the same time- Breslin, I think was an English major – my father would always
remember an essay someone wrote in his English comp. class – it wasn’t Breslin’s -about a young kid traveling around with the House Of David Semi-Pro Baseball Team trying to grow a beard. I don’t know why I remember that but about this time LIU was one of the schools caught up in the point-shaving scandal. Breslin excelled at what may be called the common-man angle to journalism- you know neighborhood types caught up in the whirlwind of world events. “Colorful”, as they say, and infinitely readable. Damon Runyon with a degree. In all fairness ( an odd choice) the point-shaving scandal was a country-wide phenomena as a whole bunch of the nation’s top “basketball” schools were implicated, but I do believe New York paid the largest price. But it had nothing to do with Ash. He was a star basketball player in Brooklyn – although you will not find his name listed among the standouts of NYC basketball, which is a long and storied list – years before and at NYU and later in the crazy quilt world of professional basketball in the years prior to the formation of the NBA. Evidently, besides missing foul shots on purpose, this guy could really play. If we were to try to re-construct in a prolix-ic fashion his younger years we would include such biographic conjectures as some of his fellow schoolmates at New Utrecht High School (incidently it is the school’s facade that is used in the opening shot of “Welcome Back, Kotter” as it was Gabe Kaplan‘s, the famous poker player, alma mater, too) – which taking a clue from birthyears would have included (perhaps) the great operatic baritone, Robert Merrill, who later in life found joy and contentment in singing the Star-Spangled Banner at Yankee Stadium; Arnold Stang, a short
“chipmunk-like” character actor who achieved his greatest success pitching “Chunky” chocolate bars on TV; Gene Barry,
who played a guy named Burke on TV but before that portrayed Bat
Masterson- see a previous post about Bat- also on TV; New Utrecht had
its share of athletes (we trust) but evidently its a school most noted
for the comics that attended: some years ahead of Ash were Abe Burrows and Cy Feuer who would collaborate on the musical “Guys and Dolls”; Jack Carter and Buddy Hackett
attended at the same time some years after Ash did, Carter, of course
became a famous stand-up and appeared, it seems, more times on Ed
Sullivan than most (or so I think) and Hackett, of course, became a
veritable
icon to fellow standups for his improvisational
out-of-the-side-of-his-mouth monologues and funny voice; but these
funnymen would follow by about 20 years the creme de la creme-Moe Howard and his younger brother Jerome, better known to the world as Curley.
Now I don’t want to get silly about this but if you check out the
famous girls who attended through the years the list mostly includes
writers and lawyers and what could be called “public intellectuals”. The
boys- at least those mentioned here- are all Jewish and became clowns
and comics. ( I wonder who was in charge of the guidance counselors
there? The school was also featured-prominently too but in name only in a
1946/47 Hollywood musical called IT HAPPENED IN BROOKLYN where an aspiring opera singer played by my old sweetheart, Kathryn Grayson, is a music teacher who hangs out with Frank Sinatra, Peter Lawford, and Jimmy Durante in the “basement apartment of the school-where Durante is the “live-in” Janitor- the movie is as hokey![]() |
Buddy nee Hacker |
“it doesn’t have to be witty or smart
Long as it comes from the heart!
Long as it comes from the heart!
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Troy N.Y. Times Record
January 15, 1947
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box-scores and paragraphs of the sporting pages from Troy, N.Y. to Tuscaloosa, Al and points east and west. The above article from a Troy, NY paper in Jan, 1947, mentions that Ash – he would be around 30 years old- was the leading scorer in the league. Its a kick to consider that he played for the Troy Celtics then, before they were the Celtics of Boston they were the Celtics of New York and Brooklyn! As a matter of fact sometime in the early 40′s (Late 30′s?) the “Original” Celtics as the team from NY was once called was owned by the popular singer, Kate Smith, who is still heard these many years later on the radio and at ballparks everywhere during the embarrassing seventh inning stretch-tribute brandishing “GOD BLESS, AMERICA”, and one of the professional leagues during this time featured the Harlem Globetrotters. I just mention this to show that “athletic director” may not be too far-fetched even if it is meant to be ironic. Ash played throughout the shifting geography of the old professional basketball leagues – he played not only with the Troy Celtics, whose final year was the 1946-47 season, but with the Washington Brewers, maybe the NY Jewels; (Boston in the years before they were the great Celtics had names like the Whirlwinds and Trojans while Brooklyn had the Arcadians, the Visitations (much better than the Nets) and even they were Celtics for awhile; there were professional teams from Saratoga to Harrisburg, from Hartford to Elmira to Pawtucket; in Utica and Schenectady and Trenton. The great Max Zaslovsky played for the Chicago Stags- he had attended Thomas Jefferson High same as Danny Kaye and my Aunt May and Lil Lloyd Blankfein, valedictorian of the class of ’71. (Up until LeBron’s time Max was the youngest player ever named to the NBA All-Star team – we’re talking 60 years ago, now) In Philadelphia there was a team called the Sphas which is still considered “basketball’s greatest Jewish team”. Formed in the 20′s they were a “powerhouse” barnstorming” team that rivalled some of the best basketball teams in the country for many years. The Sphas – South Philadelphia Hebrew All-Stars – were American Basketball League Champions in 1936, ’37, ’40, ’41- and are the subject of a book by Doug Stark.
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Kate's holding the ball |
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Ralph Kaplowitz |
New York is – at least was, a city of neighborhoods. Not so much anymore and even back during this time ,say the early 50s, this neighborly connection was starting to fray thanks to a number of confluences such as a man named Moses, the “rise of the suburbs”, the city’s deeply ingrained racism, certain sociological/psychological upheavals like the Dodgers and Giants abandoning the city later in the decade, unscrupulous real estate practices, the usual stuff. And in these long-ago neighborhoods lived local heroes. Guys – and gals, too – who distinguished themselves in sports or crime (we can discuss, later), religion, perhaps, business, of course if they did they wouldn’t be around too often anymore, “getting out” was an accomplishment in itself. Kaplowitz was one such hero. He was years older than my father and as a basketball star in city tournaments and on the NYU team he was looked up to and when he returned from the War, even more so. AND- he was an original Knick. Not to belabor this (but hey I’m enjoying this “swampy suck of self-indulgence”) but Whitey Ford was another neighborhood star. I think he attended Aviation High or the School of or something like that, anyway he was a kid from Astoria and long before he achieved fame and success as “whitey” ( remember his name was Edward) the neighborhood kids knew him by another nickname – Porky or was that Porgy? – and I can remember a time when my father took me to Yankee Stadium and as we passed by the players entrance there was a crowd gathered – as they do at these places- and amidst the push and tumult of kids and adults waving paper and scorecards and what not to be signed -
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Whitey |
So Kaplowitz once played on the same team as Ash, a fact that somehow did not make it into the narrative my father gave me, as if knowing what was coming he didn’t want to, I dunno, besmirch? tarnish? his hero’s story. I don’t think it was like that but there was an attempt to keep them separate in their ways. Kaplowitz was the “good” Jew but Ash represented a dark side that my old man found much more attractive. When he spoke of Kaplowitz years later it was with the utmost respect and there with still such a sense of the neighborhood hero about him that when Mr. K came by our house once – I guess it was about insurance- I was expecting someone 9 ft tall- Ralph, taller than my father, was, I think, 6-2 or 3. With the Ash story it was more wistful and ironic.
When Ash went out to Las Vegas he asked my father to come along. Evidently there was a great need for young accountants out there at the time, but my father thought he better not and beside he couldn’t leave New York, not for anything in the world. By the time Ash left New York he had already established himself as someone to know in a sporting way. Sometime later and I could never get the chronology exactly right – I just cannot remember- but I do remember my father telling me that when Mr. Berke died they found a note in his safe at the slaughterhouse; actually it was an IOU. The note simply said, “I owe Ash $50,000″. Remnick picks up on a story that Ash went out there because another friend set him up in casino work and Mr. Berke paid off a $7,000 debt Ash owed Albert Anastasia for which the Lord High Executioner (remember it was the sudden demise of Mr. A that was one of the primary considerations for that famous “unmeeting” up in Apalachin) had put a contract out on Ash because he was so late with making payment – can you imagine having the boss of Murder, Inc as a collection agency calling every day, sending threatening letters of intent? The Berke IOU makes me wonder about the uncollected debt and besides when the big boss wants you dead, well, even my father knew where to find him. Then there’s the part of the story told by Anthony Summers in his book on J. Edgar wherein he places Ash as “the Nevada representative of the Patriarca family from New England and an original owner of Caesar’s Palace.” Not only that but according to Summers a conversation once took place between Pete Hamill and Ash in which the subject of J. Edgar’s sexual preferences arose. For “some reason” it seems there were some very compromising photographs that Meyer Lansky –
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As far as I know he never wore a red dress to the game |
So back in 1957 while many of the leaders and capos and dons of J Edgar’s non-existent “mafia” are running around the woods of upstate NY and the Dodgers and Giants are playing their last games in New York, Ash is “directing athletics” at the Thunderbird Hotel. It was while at the Thunderbird where he hooked up with heavyweight champ, Sonny Liston. Ash was just one of many “mob” types that were associated with the champ throughout his fighting career. But Ash was friendly with everyone it seems during his years as a Vegas fixture. His NYTimes obit (Jan. 20, 1989) mentions that “His forte was bringing gamblers to Las Vegas casinos for high-stakes gambling, and he organized the first junkets that later became a fixture of the casinos.” It makes him more of a social director; a glad-hander, if you will. He was one of the guys who “kept an eye on Liston”, saw that his needs were met and that he was enjoying himself and, of course, later there were stories published that Ash was even responsible for Sonny’s sudden and tragic death. But he was also responsible for helping out ( if thats the right phrase) the great Joe Louis when the Champ was having his many fiscal issues with the government and god knows who and what else and Ash gave him a full-time job as a greeter when he was “managing” Caesar’s Palace.
JOE LOUIS statue at Caesar’s Palace.
Honored in death. Hounded in life.
Honored in death. Hounded in life.
(to be continued)
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